Things I never thought I'd say... Part II

As you can imagine life around here is often well lets just say superbly interesting. Yesterday I jotted down things that I never thought I'd say or hear.... Can you guess what I've said and which I've heard? This was all yesterday!

• You can rip your brother's head off after you're ready for school. Go brush your teeth.
• It's a pop tart, just eat it! Don't pick it apart.
• Your friend would appreciate it if you wore deodorant today.
• I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.
• How to check your iron count... hold a magnet under your chin if it sticks your iron count is good.
• (at the doctor's office) "Umm...why are they still here it's well after 4:00pm?"
• "Because we forgot about them in the exam room!"
• Caleb, rub it in! Do it now!
• Rub it in more!
• Where's my shoes... Oh on my feet!